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schon die ganze zeit ernsthaft gefragt, wie es wohl knapp der hälfte der amerikaner geht, die jetzt mit dem leben müssen, wozu sie die knappe mehrheit gezwungen hat.

irnzwie tun die mir leid

(ich mir aber eigentlich auch, wenn ich mir so vorstelle was die oberleuchte dort drüben alles anstellen könnte.)


folgendes gespräch könnte ich mir eigentlich bei der canadischen regierung vorstellen:
minister 1: wir sollten evakuieren!
minister 2: nur wohin?
minister 1: ist eigentlich auf dem südpol noch platz?
minister 2: ja... , ach nö... gehts nicht irgendwie noch weiter weg?

Falls es jemand noch nicht kennt (dies war nach der ersten wahl von bush zum präsidenten, nachdem die canadier bush offiziell einen moron genannt hatten):

A truly Canadian Apology to the USA, courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, CBC Television:

Hello. I'm Anthony St. George on location here in Washington.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you had ten times the television audeince we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you'd never do that.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As word of apology, please accept all of our NHL teams which, one by one, are going out of business and moving to your fine country.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry for Alan Thicke, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Loverboy, that song from Seriff that ends with a really high-pitched long note. Your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. Because we've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

For 22 minutes, I'm Anthony St. George, and I'm sorry.

(text kopiert von hier und die fortsetzung nach dieser 2. wahl findet man bei herrn davekay)

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rockt gewaltig. "Talking to Americans" hab ich so oft es ging angeschaut. Köstlich!

noch das wort moron oben verlinkt, damit man auch zugriff auf den hintergrund hat.

so viel mut (von damals) muß schließlich auch heute noch hervorgehoben werden, obwohl ich mal davon ausgehe, dass mittlerweile mind. die hälfte der welt das ohne scheu sagen würde...